Ukrainian clap

When you ejaculate onto a girls tits while yelling "puttin is cumming to drop somthing even bigger" after saying that you turn around and continue to projectile diarrhea onto her face.

"bro I just Ukrainian clapped this chick the other day, she was totally into it"

by Rekasetii August 12, 2022

Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022

Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.

The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.

by mub1002 October 8, 2022

Ukrainian dog bowl

Where one nuts in another's asshole and after it's filled to the brim you force the counterpart to lick it out of their ass like a dog water bowl

Alfonso enforced the Ukrainian dog bowl method on Sarah while she was tied up

by The_most.random December 9, 2022

Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans

I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.

by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023

Ukrainian didn't they get nuked

The words of sync

Sync: Ukrainian didn't they get nuked

by BIGMANBIGMAN July 1, 2023

ukrainian kiss

When you shit in your partners mouth instead of kissing them.

I gave my gay bro an ukrainian kiss and it was the best.

by Kysanonym September 25, 2023