Tweeter patty

A black man who shoots meth then becomes looney as hell

I'm do a tweeter patty and go 🐴 and loco on you

by The tweeter patty June 18, 2021

Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)

OTD is a condition in which people have several thoughts, feelings, ideas, or sensations (obsessions) kind of like those with OCD, and feel the need to tweet them. Persons with OTD religiously scroll down their twitter feed "favorite-ing"almost everything they see. They also tend to re-tweet and reply to almost everything on their feed, regardless of how much it relates to them. These people celebrate things such as their thousandth tweet or hundredth follower, and feel that those numbers equate to how great of a virtual presence they are on the 'internets'. These persons will use hash tags in their real-life conversations, log on/off Twitter several times throughout the day, and tweet about things that seem arbitrary and totally pointless to followers, but in their eyes significant and necessary.

Warning: When you follow a person with OTD their tweets make up 99.9% of your feed.

Note: You can still be awesome if you have OTD. It is not fatal. Your awesomeness shall live on.

"She's been on twitter for only five days and she's tweeted 6,777 times. I think she has Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

"Oh my god we should totally do that! Hashtag YOLO hahahahahaha!...Oh my god, that's the seventh time I did that today I think I have Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

by @nourasmileslike(follow mee) May 27, 2013

tweener

(n.) A bisexual person.

I know he's married to a woman but he spends an awful lot of time traveling to see 'friends in San Francisco.' Do you think he's a tweener?

by Perspective July 5, 2003

tweezer

A geezer that uses Twitter.

John McCain is a total tweezer.

by Going Like Sixty March 6, 2009

Tweeners

stuck in the limbo between being more than friends, but less than lovers.
not exactly dating, but quite close.

"I want to be more than just tweeners with him."

by janjan13xx April 11, 2009

tweeker

Constantly having to go to rehab to clear the court sentencing. Borrows money from friends and family(sister) and never ever pays it back. Always looking for rich people to date or marry to support there habit and low self-esteem.

Joanne Mio

Booty
Ho
whore
addict
loser

by Yeah_right March 15, 2005

Tweeter Tease

When you send a tweet out about a future upcoming big news event and then don't deliver the follow up tweet.

Bob: I am still waiting on Judy to tweet about whether her sister had a boy or a girl. She is such a Tweeter Tease.

by bradclayco1 December 29, 2009