turtling

A homeless person walking the streets with a large box on their back looking much like a turtle. The box is their home, much like a turtle shell.

"Gordon is turtling because he lost his job and his wife threw him out."
"If I don't land this account I'll be turtling by sun-up."
"My Mom is a whacko and my brother is an idiot. Because of these morons I'll lose my house and may have to start turtling."

by Cal Varnson September 20, 2007

turtling

To have sex and make baby turtles

Psst. guys, lets go out turtling? ;

by 6066sophie January 19, 2011

Turtling

When you have sexual intercourse with someone in a hope to create a baby turtle.

I was turtling this one girl and i did it like a 100 times and the turtles were pretty much falling out.

by Turtlebait January 19, 2011

turtleneck of death

what iPhone chargers start to get after a few weeks of heavy use

"Can I borrow your charger?" "Sure, just be careful, it had the turtleneck of death."

by Buckshank September 6, 2015

Swiss Turtleneck

The act of a man's head being placed between two sets of large breasts so that the breasts make a "turtleneck" over the man's neck

Brandon: "Dude, i just got the two Emily's to give me a Swiss Turtleneck!"

Blake: "Nice, dude!"

by Big Choctaw July 8, 2010

Turtling

The act of shoving something large and round into one of your bodily orifices, such as a turtle. while a turtle is traditionally used, also acceptable for the usage of this word are frisbees,plates,and some water bottles. This method of self-pleasure is to be used only by the most extreme of hole stuffers. If you cant think of anything else to shove up your ass, why not use a turtle? The sign language equivalent of turtling is making a fist but placing you thumb between your index and middle finger (american sign language for the letter T) and wiggling your thumb.

Hey man, i heard your mom was into turtling.
Nah man, she goes for more traditional fisting.

by icantfuckingthinkofanothername February 24, 2011

Turtling

What happens when someone (usually Matt) eats far too much food. The person then proceeds to fall on their back and is so full they physically can't get up or roll over, no matter how much they rock back and forth much like a turtle on it's back.

Matt: Why did i eat that last pizza i'm totally gonna turtle!

Dane: Quick poke him and giggle he can't chase after you! He's totally turtling!

Matt: Bleugh!!! *rocks back and forth*

by Mattson December 18, 2008