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Turtling

What happens when someone (usually Matt) eats far too much food. The person then proceeds to fall on their back and is so full they physically can't get up or roll over, no matter how much they rock back and forth much like a turtle on it's back.

Matt: Why did i eat that last pizza i'm totally gonna turtle!

Dane: Quick poke him and giggle he can't chase after you! He's totally turtling!

Matt: Bleugh!!! *rocks back and forth*

by Mattson December 18, 2008