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Turtling

The act of shoving something large and round into one of your bodily orifices, such as a turtle. while a turtle is traditionally used, also acceptable for the usage of this word are frisbees,plates,and some water bottles. This method of self-pleasure is to be used only by the most extreme of hole stuffers. If you cant think of anything else to shove up your ass, why not use a turtle? The sign language equivalent of turtling is making a fist but placing you thumb between your index and middle finger (american sign language for the letter T) and wiggling your thumb.

Hey man, i heard your mom was into turtling.
Nah man, she goes for more traditional fisting.

by icantfuckingthinkofanothername February 24, 2011