freak traffic

Unexpected traffic on a usually free-flowing street/avenue/freeway. May be caused by accident or construction work.

"I was going to be early for work but some freak traffic made me 2.5 min late!"

by Luis Levy May 20, 2008

mexican traffic

When landscaping trucks take up the entire street rendering the said street impassable, thus causing traffic.

Sorry I'm late but I hit some Mexican Traffic

by Phenen October 24, 2017

Traffic Prophet

A Person who, while driving, prides him or herself in predicting the actions of the driver behind or in-front of them before the driver does it.

DRIVER: Okay he's driving a Buick so that automatically means he's a senior citizen WHICH MEANS he's gonna slow down to at least 10 mph here at this turn because the elderly are as we all know, terrified of taking a turn too fast and running the risk of flipping over their car.

(*the person in the other car does just that*)

DRIVER: I Knew It!

PERSON IN SHOTGUN: Let it Go, You're such a Traffic Prophet!

by Aquaris April 27, 2013

Traffic King

An individual who has gone beyond the call of duty in the world of cannabis smuggling. One who is solid in all aspects, and has moved at least 100 kilos throughout their career. A real runner who never sweats. Lastly the person must be certified by the state of Ohio as a felony trafficker.

Between all the Michigan and Cali trips Kevin's kept Columbus supplied for years, the state should give the Traffic King those 4 bricks back when it's finally legal.

by Sir droski420 September 7, 2018

crosstown traffic

Crosstown traffic is a unique and pleasurable sexual act involving two partners of either gender. It is performed by evenly aligning both partners' anuses and having one partner crap inside of his/her partner's anus. The recieving end of the act has been described as pleasant, yet messy.

Alfonso: "Did you guys have sex?

Maurice: "No, but we did crosstown traffic."

Alfonso: "Awesome!"

by Dangerous Larry December 31, 2007

traffic troll

Also known as a flagperson, one who wears brightly coloured work clothes and directs traffic. Usually carries a handheld traffic control sign with "stop" and "slow" written on either side. Most often seen around construction zones to ensure vehicle and pedestrian traffic flows safely past the work area.

"Hey, that traffic troll let everyone else through but made me stop!";
"We can't get down that road, traffic trolls are blocking it while they fill some potholes."

by Scarecrow7 January 13, 2008

Traffic coning

When people are holding up where your trying to go or what your trying to do such as in traffic, blunt rotation, or taking too long to get ready

Guy 1: yo where you at therea mad girls here
Guy 2: im on the parkway tryin to get over there but niggas is traffic coning hard

by mrpiffington7 November 19, 2015