Rapture traffic

Light highway congestion on or around Christian holidays, similar to what traffic will be like after the Rapture.

Coming to work on Good Friday was so easy, as there was nothing but Rapture traffic.

by seakayak September 9, 2012

Stopping Traffic

An idiom that refers to a very attractive person. In most contexts, the negation of the word is used, usually to pin down someone who is moderately attractive but nothing mindblowing (see example)

Yeah man, she’s pretty cute. I mean she’s not stopping traffic or anything, but she’s definitely easy on the eyes.

by Vann Trapp January 11, 2023

Traffic Twitter

(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.

Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.

by davidcpuffer April 25, 2022

Traffic King

An individual who has gone beyond the call of duty in the world of cannabis smuggling. One who is solid in all aspects, and has moved at least 100 kilos throughout their career. A real runner who never sweats. Lastly the person must be certified by the state of Ohio as a felony trafficker.

Between all the Michigan and Cali trips Kevin's kept Columbus supplied for years, the state should give the Traffic King those 4 bricks back when it's finally legal.

by Sir droski420 September 7, 2018

crosstown traffic

Crosstown traffic is a unique and pleasurable sexual act involving two partners of either gender. It is performed by evenly aligning both partners' anuses and having one partner crap inside of his/her partner's anus. The recieving end of the act has been described as pleasant, yet messy.

Alfonso: "Did you guys have sex?

Maurice: "No, but we did crosstown traffic."

Alfonso: "Awesome!"

by Dangerous Larry December 31, 2007

traffic troll

Also known as a flagperson, one who wears brightly coloured work clothes and directs traffic. Usually carries a handheld traffic control sign with "stop" and "slow" written on either side. Most often seen around construction zones to ensure vehicle and pedestrian traffic flows safely past the work area.

"Hey, that traffic troll let everyone else through but made me stop!";
"We can't get down that road, traffic trolls are blocking it while they fill some potholes."

by Scarecrow7 January 13, 2008

traffic whore

When a group of websites, similar in content or subject, all repeat the same information to get more traffic on their pages.

Usually this arrives to the point that articles are ripped from the related sites' pages and distributed on other related sites without acknowledging which site published the article first.
The most common case is the riping of memes, images, and vidoes for the same purpose.

In context:
Digg, Youtube, and Ebaums World circulate the same content, often leading to fanboy debates on irc, forums, or image boards about which site is better.

Ebaums is such a traffic whore. They put up the same video right after Youtube.

by Rinji_HalfElf May 10, 2008