A skip tracer is a professional who finds information on a hard-to-find person, locates a defendant that has failed to appear in court or is on the lam, or hunts down someone who has "skipped" on a contract, lease, or obligation.
I'm going to hire a skip tracer with your Christmas bonus to track down the guy you had the affair with so I can tell his wife - Postsecret, 12/24/06
by Elizabeth M. January 1, 2007
Get the skip tracer mug.Tactically straddling someone is a high-speed low-drag maneuver. Commonly used in Police and Military applications. Forcefully and tactfully squatting spread eagle over someones torso or face take control of the suspect. A Tactical Straddle can be executed with the suspect in the prone or supine position by placing both legs around them, as you would when riding a horse. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.
"I had to execute a tactical straddle to get control of a suspect last night. Once I had his torso straddled, I was able to overcome his resistance and take full control."
JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?"
D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."
JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?"
D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."
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A killing maneuver seen in many action movies where the attacker snaps the neck of the victim by forcibly twisting the victim's head and severing the spinal column.
In a brutal display of his ninja prowess, LaCarlos used the swivel tactic to silently eliminate his target.
by EsqSurf August 7, 2011
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1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
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1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
Earnest idiot: Africans were wholly responsible for slavery in the European world. Whites only bought what African slavers were offering. They're completely innocent!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
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Get the pop a trace mug.When a farmgirl (redneck) wants to sell something for there father they hook up with another man and persuade the man to buy it from him and then leave him
by Iliketrainskid72 June 17, 2018
Get the Tractor Bait mug.Tractor day is an annual event where you bring your tractor to school on May 9th.
This holiday was started by The YouTuber whistlindiesal.
This holiday was started by The YouTuber whistlindiesal.
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