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tactical facepalm (tak-ti-kuhl feys-pahm)
–noun
1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
–noun
1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
Earnest idiot: Africans were wholly responsible for slavery in the European world. Whites only bought what African slavers were offering. They're completely innocent!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
by TaintedMustard October 17, 2009
Get the tactical facepalm mug.U.S. military Vietnam War slang. "To run (away)", to withdraw from one's current position. Borrowed from the Vietnamese language.
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by TaintedMustard September 5, 2004
Get the waster mug.A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.
The slang: A soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.
The slang: A soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.
Lastweek he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazyfucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear
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by TaintedMustard September 11, 2004
Get the Section Eight mug.An incredibly annoying made-up 'seller' or 'buyer' grade used by eBayers. Also A+++++++++ or A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ or anything in between.
by TaintedMustard September 23, 2004
Get the A++++++++++++++++++ mug.1. A cheat in many video and computer games that typically renders the player invulnerable.
2. In roleplaying, when one player speaks or acts as another player or group of players or causes them to feel or think certain things without their consent, or resolves a situation without input from a game master or moderator.
2. In roleplaying, when one player speaks or acts as another player or group of players or causes them to feel or think certain things without their consent, or resolves a situation without input from a game master or moderator.
1. The end boss kept one-hitting him so he turned on god mode and rushed it with his axe.
2. The player was banned after godmoding a combat situation which resulted in another player's death without giving him opportunity to react.
2. The player was banned after godmoding a combat situation which resulted in another player's death without giving him opportunity to react.
by TaintedMustard September 25, 2004
Get the god mode mug.Verb: In any type of gaming, when a powerful NPC, monster or a gamemaster destroys a player with a single attack, often without giving the player a chance to defend themself.
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