Total Absorption

Holding in ones hits of Marijuana (High grade only my niggas) Until no smoke comes out.

See: Ghost Hit

When hot boxing I've been known to hold my breath until i reach "total absorption with my roof hit!" Choom gang shout out Ray u my nigga!!

by Barry Obama "Master chief" November 5, 2012

totally not gay

Gay.

Benedict XVI is totally not gay.

I'm totally not gay.

by Queen Buttrix June 1, 2018

total douche

A total douche is a phrase used to define a douchebag who has done a douchebaggish thing to you, personally. It's a synonym for douchebag but total douche has a lighter feel to it and it's not as serious. It's more often than not used when talking about a person when they're not around.

That ass thinks he's always the shit around me. He's a total douche.

That bitch fired me for no reason. What a total douche.

by RDK December 9, 2007

totally nowhere

When something (keys, clothes, etc.) is lost for all eternity

Man I can't find the gift certificates, I like looked every where plus places they wouldn't be, they're like totally nowhere!

by Whoolee December 30, 2004

totally charged

When the chemistry between two people is at an extreme high. Watch The OC season two when Seth and Summer nose graze.

"Did you guys kiss?"

"No, but it was like, totally charged"

by JD Ghetto May 1, 2005

totally magnum

something that is awesome or amazing at the largest level possible

dude, i just won $100,000 on a scratch ticket!

that's totally magnum bro!

by xtomedgex July 11, 2010

total rando

1. Something unexpected and irrelevant, but often amusing.
2. A strange person or thing you know nothing about.
3. A webcomic found on the internet. (www.totalrando.com)

Good party last night?
I can't remember, but there's a total rando asleep in my tub.

by Johnny-Utah February 15, 2017