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tootelage

1. Present tense of toot.

2. Past tense of toot}

3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."

4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."
1. After farting, "Got some serious tootelage here."

2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."

3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."

4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."
by Merriam Kiddo July 22, 2011
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Toited

A mood generally described as feeling pooped, tired , lazy , chilled or all out of energy.
Man I’m so toited from this hangover
by Peepee poopoo man April 7, 2019
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The pronunciation error of tutorials from the softonic video, popularized by vargskelethor.
...as well as screenshots, and video tooterals!
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tuba tooter

The act of the offspring of a Vietnamese and an Arabic couple shitting in a tuba before a parade or sporting event.
We can't leave the game yet. We just gave the band a tuba tooter for the half time show.
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topped

To have had one's breasts fondled. Past participle (and most common form) of top
"I've been topped before"
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Toates

Toates-short for totally, Used in the tv show Family Guy in the 7th season.

Toates- a philosophy and a way of life, in short the philosophy is saying the words toates as many time s as possible but still making sense.
DUDE england was toates awesome
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Topeka Tugboat

A sex position taking place primarily during anal sex. The position consists of the female (or the person being penetrated) clenching their butt cheeks together, effectively locking the penis of the penetrator inside. The penetrator then proceeds to tug the person being penetrated across the room, much like a tugboat.
Person 1: My butt cheeks are so sore from last night!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: My boyfriend gave me a Topeka Tugboat and then a Dirty Sanchez.
by afkeane95 April 18, 2010
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