suite tooth

when you get an abrasive blow job from the cleaning lady in your hotel room.

(guy) oh man i forgot something in the suite! (friend) what did you forget? (guy) i forgot the number the cleaning lady gave me. (friend) why did she give you her number? (guy) lets just say she has a suite tooth!!

by jrg791 November 18, 2011

Zip Tooth

A condition which occurs as a result of getting one's teeth caught in the zipper of a blow job recipient's pants.

Have you seen Lauren's teeth? She said her goat kicked her in the mouth but I think it's a major case of the zip tooth.

by Chuck Bucket February 8, 2005

Toothed-Cartwheels

You put/tie your hands behind your back, lean forward and extend your front teeth in an attempt to prepare to do a cartwheel. Using your TEETH as leverage only (not your hands at all), you do the cartwheel, having your teeth hit the ground instead of your hands. This can be done in times of utter excitement or even disappointment. It is to suggest that you are overly emotional about something.

I just won the lottery! I feel like doing toothed-cartwheels from NJ to CA!

by Bobby Cipolla June 4, 2007

Saber Tooth

Cream of the crop; the pinnacle of a Cougar status. The rarest of rare cougar.

I went cougar hunnting the other night and this bar, because there's been talk of Saber Tooth sightings here. We think this rare and sought-after breed might stop in at "The Dead Fish Bar" during her bi-yearly migrations from San Francisco to the Napa wine country.

by trinh nguyen May 13, 2008

pussy tooth

similar to what some people call a "sweet tooth", but instead of having a craving for something sweet, you have a craving for pussy

wooowww, i have had an extreme pussy tooth all week ! !

by christophorus September 5, 2010

Tooth Goof

A person communicating on a Bluetooth headset in a social location.

-Tooth Goof: "Hello" (on headset)
-Bystander: "Excuse me?" (to tooth goof)
-Tooth Goof: *shoots an insulting, belittling look at bystander*

-Tooth Goog:"I'm sorry, what was that? Some idiot thought I was talking to him."(on headset)

by Brewha February 4, 2010

Tooth jerky

Noun:

Remnants of food particles left behind in ones teeth after a meal that can be saved for later consumption.

She had a mondo piece of tooth jerky hanging out of her mouth after eating those hot wings.

by Floyd Rage September 14, 2011