Flame toucher

Shilo

Shilo is such a flame toucher

by BWW hahahah November 17, 2020

toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet

WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal

by Longdonglara September 2, 2021

Lid toucher

A lesser version of a lid lifter.
Still a quite satisfactory event which occurs when popping corn for a nice Netflix and chill session and the exploded popcorn fills the cooking vessel to the very lid. Touching the lid firmly and with satisfaction but not lifting it from the pot.

J: What'd you do last night?
B: Chilled with F with some Netflix Inc
J! Coolio
B: yeah, she made a wicked batch of popcorn. A true lid toucher.

by anonymous April 16, 2022

Hamish Tooher

2008 Joker

Hamish Tooher is a good guy, i like him

by Oliver Jurd UwU May 31, 2022

Duck Toucher

An insult to use when you want someone to become aware of your displeasure with them but also leave them unable to quantify how offended they should be.

Maybe if you weren't such a duck toucher , we wouldn't be dealing with this right now.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

puppy toucher

A different way of calling someone a pedophile.

"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."

"A what?"

"Someone who diddles kids."

by Happy125 August 17, 2024

Eyebrow toucher

Fucking weirdo

Look at that fucker over there, that fucker is an eyebrow toucher for sure

by Danny Dan Daniels September 24, 2023