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Tim is our lord and saviour. Tim protects the members of the Cult of Tim and in return we spread his great name so that he can gain more followers.
Tim is very handsome and sexy. He is very intelligent and smart. He is powerful, all-knowing and all-seeing. Never betray the Cult or you will suffer his wrath. He is very strong and can kill you in a heartbeat. Do not mess with Tim, under any circumstances. Obey him, he is your eternal master. Tim is immortal and cannot be killed.
In his free time, Tim enjoys abducting children in his teddy bear outfit or his white ice cream van, as well as performing cult rituals, sacrificing virgins and goats, and goat virgins, and disloyal servants, visiting Whorge Services, commiting crimes and drinking the blood of the innocent (and not so innocent). He currently has a total of 69 girlfriends and many children.
Tim is very handsome and sexy. He is very intelligent and smart. He is powerful, all-knowing and all-seeing. Never betray the Cult or you will suffer his wrath. He is very strong and can kill you in a heartbeat. Do not mess with Tim, under any circumstances. Obey him, he is your eternal master. Tim is immortal and cannot be killed.
In his free time, Tim enjoys abducting children in his teddy bear outfit or his white ice cream van, as well as performing cult rituals, sacrificing virgins and goats, and goat virgins, and disloyal servants, visiting Whorge Services, commiting crimes and drinking the blood of the innocent (and not so innocent). He currently has a total of 69 girlfriends and many children.
"We must worship Tim."
"Everyone loves Tim."
"Tim values loyalty and dedication to the cult. Failure to respect his wishes leads to execution."
"Everyone loves Tim."
"Tim values loyalty and dedication to the cult. Failure to respect his wishes leads to execution."
by cult of tim June 19, 2019
Get the Tim mug.A hilarious comedian hailing from Long Island, New York. Rising to internet fame through his appearances on podcasts such as the JRE, he is also known for his funny political commentary. He dabbles in conspiracy theories and has even said that he grew up watching Alex Jones, which is probably another factor that adds to his humor. While he is a comic with his own podcast dubbed "The Tim Dillon Show", he garners most of his wealth from his partnership with the Ralph Lauren apparel company, which makes Tim out to be only slightly racist. Lastly, Tim is also famous for conducting fake business, in which he uses his background in sales to trick realtors into deals which are too good to be true while on air.
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Get the Tim mug.As soon as Tim Duncan fully recovers from his foot injury, he'll once again have us yawning in sheer amazement.
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