Tilewalled

To be frying on acid and get hurt.

Shawn tilewalled his leg last week.

by G.Bear June 11, 2006

e-wet-tile disfunction

The inability of a girl's vsgina to become moist when she is sexually excited

Damn girl....what the hell's up with you. I been fingering you all night and you still be dry. You definately got that e-wet-tile disfunction shit.

by JBighood October 9, 2008

Van Luit tile job

receiveing a hand job from your wifes freinds husband while blacked out on a tile floor

I had a little too much to drink last night and I think I Got a Van Luit tile job

by husband #2 October 16, 2008

Tilikum

From the ancient sanscrit language, which is read backwards. Mukilit; defined as Mutiliate, Kill It.

Tilikum sure did mutiliate and kill it.

by DrPearl February 25, 2010

telekinesis

ability to control mana or lifeforce in the air. it can be moved softened hardened and many other things

Telekinesis can soften the impact of a long fall.

by dacemage June 16, 2008

Tilknooper

The son of all that is cool.
Represents awesomeness.
The ability to be awesome.
The lisence to be cool.

Spells Repoonklit backwards

Hilknooper is to Tilknooper
As
God is to Jesus

Nate: Thats it, Im giving you a Tilknooper suspenstion of 5 days!
Luke: Awww, come on you can't do that!
Nate: Don't make me make it 6! >_<

by Nate Sexton March 5, 2004

Tilese

Clear Beauty

She's such a Tilese. (usually said by a guy admiring a girl)

by Capricorn76 July 13, 2011