Thoughtful Farmer

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.

John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
farm fertilize booty call

by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010

Thought Police

From George Orwell's 1984. A Gestapo organization responsible for monitoring all citizens and making sure they are not guilty of political dissent, or thoughtcrime.

The FBI is on its way to becoming the Thought Police.

by Mack June 23, 2004

Thought and Memory

The names of Odin's two ravens. Odin kept himself informed about the affairs of the nine worlds with two faithful ravens, Thought and Memory. He sends them out at dawn to gather information and return in the evening. They perch on the God's shoulders and whisper every scrap of news which they saw or heard tell of into His ears.

"The whole world wide, every day,
Fly Thought and Memory;
I worry lest Thought should fall in flight,
Yet more I fear for Memory."-Grimnismal

"We I see a pair of ravens, I smile and say hello to Thought and Memory."

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

you thought you ate

when somebody thought they did something but they didn’t, when their joke lame or didn’t give what was supposed to be gave .

ex:
girl: “don’t play with me, i’ll beat your ugly a** h**while you looking like a dog 😘. period tf”
me/you: girl stfu you thought you ate that💀z

by okay because September 23, 2021

thoughtdreams

A hybridized term for creative ideas that are an unexpected mixture of both thoughts and dreamlike images.

I was typing up a somewhat boring report when a series of thoughtdreams slammed into my head right out of the blue.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

thought masturbation

When someone has dumbass thoughts in his head that motivates him while doing nothing about it, usually all those people do is imagine and get pleasure from thinking some bullshit. They like to share those thoughts with their friends and listen to some music/look at images while thinking about it.

Michael's head:

*listens to balkan rap* => I need to move to Serbia !!
*looks for BMW photos on google and listens to german rap* => I need a BMW to prove em all wrong !!
*watches ultimate last minute goals on youtube* => I will become a football coach soon !!
*looks for some 90 days 90kg lost videos on youtube and listens to motivating songs* => tomorrow i start gym !!

Michael: bro, i finally found what I needed in my life..
Djafar. his best friend: Man stfu. i'm tired of your thought masturbation..

by upsetrobbery June 23, 2020

Thought Wigwam

A meeting held at work to share ideas, a "safe place" in which to do some "blue sky thinking.

hey guys, lets powwow in the thought wigwam with a chai latte

by Dollydollbird July 18, 2011