shaking the devil's hand

to masturbate.

Last night I was having a great time shaking the devil's hand.

by Intrixey May 21, 2018

Text of the Devil

The text message version of "speak of the devil"

-A text from a person one was just thinking of, or just going to text.

Alice: (text) "Hey Bob what's up!"

Bob: (text) "Text of the Devil! I was just thinking about you!"

by EddySpero January 17, 2011

The Devil’s Graffiti

The streaks left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a massive bowel movement, particularly those left after the toilet has been flushed.

“Dude I flushed twice and there’s still shit on the inside of the toilet.”

“That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby.”

by link1ater July 26, 2021

The Devil’s Totem

The act of taking an unholy shit whilst standing in a sinful manner. An example of such a stance is on a 90 degree angle and your torso on a 165 degree angle, to ‘pop your ass out’ to not Become contaminated by the shit. Include a tongue sticking out.

James “Dude, are you standing while shitting?!”
Calvin “Yeah man, it’s the devil’s totem”

by Bahdoh January 5, 2022

Put the devil in me

Giving your partner the dick

Baby, come on over and put the devil in me.

by PookieRayRay December 27, 2019

if Trump can be banned, the devil can be canned

Anything you can do, I can do better

If trump can be banned, the devil can be canned is a useful euphemism

by Sexydimma November 24, 2021

the devil

An imaginary externalisation of human evil used as an excuse for immorality.

<Evil person> The devil made me do it :(

by Person May 18, 2004