a Hostile Local is usually a resident local who has to deal with lots of bennies whenever the weather is nice. Bennies usually invade in the summer and take over a beach where surfers enjoy the waves, thus bringing the lifeguards and forcing them to wait for the beach to clear out. a Hostile Local doesn't like to put up with bennies because they only come maybe a month out of the year and think they own the place while the locals have to deal with their attitude.
Bennie - could you give me directions to the Jersey shore?
Surfer Dude - No
Bennie - why not?
Surfer Dude - Because I'm a Hostile Local!
Surfer Dude - No
Bennie - why not?
Surfer Dude - Because I'm a Hostile Local!
by TheSurferChik December 10, 2009
someone who participates in mischievious acts such as coneing,soaping fountains or anything else that obstructs the normal flow of society.
local hooligan Shannanaganz, kelly
by Shannanaganz February 05, 2009
A local who doesn’t think they’re a local. They use old stan twitter memes and beat them to absolute death. They usually Stan Shane Dawson, Jeffree Star, James Charles, and other various aggravating unfunny youtubers. They can still be found in Raini Rodriguez’s comment section saying things like “omg you snapped, skinny queen. Spill the tea shishtar. Lit rally speechless”
by naomiluna November 28, 2019
Visiting a strip club, whore house, swingers club, adult video, or other sexual venue; usually in another city or in your local community when you are not accustomed to going to.
When Jim's wife goes on business trips, Jim and I put singles back into our local economy. His wife was once greatful for the local economy when she was a social worker in TJs.
by Frank Cuzzocrea March 02, 2006
by Anusha Deshpande November 12, 2003
Local 58 is a bad ass YouTube channel with very strange but awesome videos. It appears that aliens may be behind the events in the series. It requires the use of a brain to fully enjoy the videos. You are on the fastest available route and you should go outside now.
Local 58 needs to upload more videos
There are many knockoffs of Local 58 on YouTube with questionable quality
There are many knockoffs of Local 58 on YouTube with questionable quality
by UndeadEAS1994 September 28, 2019
Your town bitch. You can always rely on this bitch to be a bitch. There are usually many in one town.
by Bitch Expert August 24, 2019