Textion

A question asked through a text message.

Hey, did you get my textion yesterday? I still don't know the answer!

by Jordan VB March 10, 2008

grand tetons

French for big, juicy, succulent boobies.

I'm sure she has a nice personality, but I'd LOVE her to introduce me to her Grand Tetons!

by Le Bazoom Licker August 29, 2003

predictive texting

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.

Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

tetonka

what the indians called buffalos in dancing with wolves or also known as a big heavy ugly fat bitch.

"damn look at honey dip over there"

"honey dip? all i see is 2 tetonka bitches eating ice cream"

by madbluntz- July 13, 2009

shit texting

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

by jbuw April 25, 2008

Texto

A texto (or text-o) is a typo that occurs on a text message. Usually results by pushing down a key too slow or too fast.

"C u lbter?" is "C u later" with a texto.

by ArianeIsAwesome March 15, 2009

Texting Blanks

When you get a text message on your phone, but it's blank.

Whoa cuz John when send me one blank text message. He stay texting blanks.

by Rude Bitch October 20, 2010