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teacher's revenge

(n) The result of drinking copious amounts of Teacher's scotch whiskey the previous night: A massive hangover characterized by a pounding headache, hunger for fatty foods, and the loss of any will to live.
Ben: I want it all to end
Kyle: Why?
Ben: I have a horrible case of teacher's revenge.
by Flat7 October 28, 2009
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Dgaf teacher

<Noun>
A teacher that either dresses Dgaf and/or as a Dgaf attitude. These teachers are the teachers who let you text in class, talk, and listen to your iPod. If your lucky, your teacher will even let you use his/her computer.
Nick: Ugh I hate my study hall its so boring.

Natha: I love mine, we got Mrs. Boat, shes totally a Dgaf teacher.
by dats2dope December 16, 2009
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Teacher With Benefits

Every high school boys' fantasy. A teacher that will have sex with him.
Jake: Man Mrs. Johnson looks like a great piece of ass. I would totally do her!

Cody: I fucked her after school last week! She was damn fine.

Jake: You tapped that?!?

Cody: Yeah. Haven't you ever had a teacher with benefits? It's awesome!!!
by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011
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teach for next week

A somewhat pejorative term for Teach for America. Everyone knows that they will teach for a maximum of two years, continue on to Harvard Law, and pretend that they changed the world.
Yea, I hate those Teach for Next Week kids, what a bunch of elitist snobs.
by schoolio September 30, 2006
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Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.
I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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teacher fetish

Teacher fetish begins when you've got a hot teacher that's as hot as a hot cup of expresso..... Especially, when he's flirting with you a lot.
Me: I have got a super hot physics teacher that openly flirts with me.
Friend: Seems like you like him.
Me: I also freaking love the chemistry teacher's eyes. He got the best eyes!
Friend: You like both of them?
Me: Last night, I had a dream about him(another guy) as my smexy English Teacher.
Friend: Girl, you have got a teacher fetish.

*can be the opposite for boys, or well gays, lesbians, etc*
by Awesome pumpkin ✌ November 29, 2014
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guitar teacher

A guy who teaches you how to play a guitar. He's usually 30 years old, but he behaves like a child. You will totally spend time with him because he's the coolest person you've ever met. You will become obcessed about him, for sure.
guitar teacher: Hi!
you: Hi!
guitar teacher: Let's go to a concert.
you: Ok! How about the lesson?
guitar teacher: Who gives a fuck?
by PseudoMetalHead April 2, 2011
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