Mr Taliban

The leader the taliban who is the nicest person you will ever see

Favourite past time is blowing up a certain set of towers two at a time

He got killed by American bullies who call themselves the navy seals

Did you hear how mr taliban was murdered yesterday

Yes those navy seals are bullies

by TheBurbintor June 22, 2021

taliban

extermists that are mostly dead now and are being hunted all the time

muhamed omar is still on the run

by hitler is dead August 15, 2003

talibanter

Banter that relates to the activities of Al-Qaeda, or more significantly the late Osama Bin-Laden.

You: Hey dude, what's the similarity between Kate Middleton and Osama Bin-Laden?

Someone: I dunno..

You: Last weekend a man from the Navy smashed their back door in and shot his load in their face.

Someone: Talibanter!!

by Brett Longshaft May 30, 2011

Dirty Taliban

When a taliban is sexing up his lady in afghanistan, and getting all crazy and dirty, and an American laser guided missle explodes exactly on the back of his head, the resulting mess all over the girl is called a 'dirty taliban.'

Najibullah: Ohmygod I love having religiously appropriate doggy style sex with you

Farishta: yes yes yes yes yes

Najibullah: We will have many babies to fight against the accursed unbelieving crusaders...

WHOOSHING SOUND FOLLOWED BY GIGANTIC EXPLOSION

Farishta: Great. Thirty minutes of screwing and all I get is a Dirty Taliban.

by To M Paine October 28, 2009

tahliya

shes a great friend loves helping others and have fun with her friends lizzzzy

tahliya

gogeous girl

by lilah51 September 7, 2017

taliban

to defile a toilet to a point of, a haz mat team showing up in your bathroon with police line tape , while hearing them mumble under their gas mask " this is the worst thing I have witnessed since 9 -11 on CNN.

While eating a diaper full of indian food last night I immeditaly had to taliban the restroom.

by carole and RIch October 18, 2007

The Taliban

The act of deficating on your parnters face while having sex and smiring it around then throwing recycled pubic hairs on the face of whom you smired the feces on thus representing a middle eastern man. WORKS BEST WHEN X-LAX IS INVOLVED.

I totally pulled the taliban on that girl last night.

by scrillanftk April 27, 2009