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Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020
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TACTICOOL WOLFSTORM

Tacticool Wolfstorm is a content creator on YouTube that make videos, livestreams, giveaways and more! Come and follow us on YouTube and Facebook!
Tacticool Wolfstorm has reached 116 subscribers
by Shabby hi February 28, 2022
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tacteams

Your average ro-operator with the balls the size of bowling balls. He does not care what others think about him and will say plenty of questionable stuff and blame it on tourettes.
i'm going to hang tacteams later today
by r_edteam June 19, 2022
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Fail Tactic

When a person or entity repeats the same thing over and over again unsuccessfully, expecting a positive outcome each time.
a tank rush noob getting pwned by rocket men in command and conquer 3, rather than realising the folly of their fail tactic they will continue to pump out as many tanks as possible expecting to win.

"tank rush = fail tactic"
by mynicknamerocks February 17, 2009
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Beast Tactics

1. Executing actions to beast an opponent.

2. When one is at peak performance, and accomplishes tasks with awesome efficiency.

3. Ravaging anything beyond recognition.
Examples provided with Beast Tactics.

-Going toe to toe with a Grizzly, kill it with a knife.
-Pull a Tac Nuke on Free for All.

-Masturbate and get off > 30 seconds.
-Combine Mcchicken with Double Cheese Burger.
-Standard position during sex = knees to chest.

-Fuck a hooker on a Moped, billy club her on the head when you blow and run her face in with the tires.
by dorelle666 March 10, 2010
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metro tactical

1. When a person wears lo-profile tactical clothing and gear to a completely civilian event in an attempt to look cool. 2. When a person not related to military or law enforcement dresses in tactical clothing for no reason other then to get attention. Related to tactical fabulous.
Dude, could you be less metro tactical, we are only going to a movie.
by d_press September 17, 2018
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mozul tactical

When your significant other is not paying attention during sex and you squeeze out a deadly fart (bomb).
Significant other: "Wait what's that smell???"

You: "MOZUL TACTICALLLLL"
by PrincessCat69 March 10, 2019
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