Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.
“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”
by Libromancer June 08, 2021
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Tub Thumping

Rhythmic sound coming from a tub.
Man i had the worst time last night, there was a loud tub thumping in the tub. Then i got knocked down, but i got up again dont worry, it wont ever keep me down.
by Annenesia July 18, 2023
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scrape thump

Derogatory term for someone with one leg longer than the other. Referencing the noise they make when they walk.
"Why does Steve wear that shoe with the tall soul?" "It's so no one notices that he is a scrape thump, but we still know"
by DJTrumpster December 01, 2016
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weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?
"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"
by Jessethegreat June 13, 2015
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thump fuck

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.
"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."
by Dark Dave December 01, 2016
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Thumped

to aggressively cause harm with ones fists in order to create a thumping noise.
that boi finna get thumped in a quick min if he don't hop off.
by Thumpos January 22, 2019
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clam thump

When a guy slaps his penis on a women's clitoris, she then has been clam thump ed.
by str8 lace December 10, 2015
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