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Coronavirus

A fucking virus that everyone hates
Human 1: I have Coronavirus
Human 2: Well fuck u then
by IziPeeZee February 10, 2021
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Coronavirus

Sonething that has gotten everything and everyone off track/off course.
Not everyone likes being off course for a long time, there are people who will be saying thank god when they're no longer looking st Anthony Fauci's face, along with some of these scientists that get on TV and make people want to beat the shit out of somebody every time they open their mouth. People will one day forget the coronavirus, and the effect and changes some people had hoped to achieve by trying to scare everybody won't be realized. There never was a new normal, because there never was an original normal. Life is dysfunctional, then people die, it's simple enough.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
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There are two kinds of people in the way they think of the coronavirus, there are the ones that defend every mandate, rule, or law an entity such as the government or healthcare makes, and there are the ones that defend life as it always was before the pandemic. As with any divide in society, there are going to be people trying to play all sides of any divide, pretending to be friendly with all while not really being friendly with any.
He/she saw dollar signs in the coronavirus while everyone else saw either no choice but to follow orders, or a fight to keep from losing everything.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at B&Q. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at M&S but not at Tesco. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of costa is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, ballet bars, even loo seats but dies on WWE ropes. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers. It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that’s you. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It won't affect you in a taxi, but your not allowed to take people in your car. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations. Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus? 🤔
Coronavirus is cunning like a fox and comes our at night when the pubs close.
by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021
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coronavirus

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*siren noises* coronavirus
by twitch_user_datboi April 28, 2020
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Something so bad it could ruin an entire continent.
That drawing is goddamn coronavirus.
by garbungle November 4, 2020
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Coronavirus craze

by Iszy a peep May 6, 2020
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