diamn teef

Literally means 'damn thief' but is more used in a situation where someone is trying to rip you off.

Item has 50p sticker on it: I go to the till:
Shopkeeper: Thats £1.
Me: Its 50p!
Shopkeeper: no no, price is wrong...insert rubbish excuse here
Me: Diamn teef.

by me old fruity May 16, 2006

Teetering

the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.

Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy

by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013

teef

Dutch for bitch

commonly used to insult females
sometimes placed behind other words such as kanker or klote

1: Mijn vriendin gaat vreemd, de smerige teef.

meaning: My girl cheats on me, the bitch

by kees flodder May 7, 2008

teefpaste

Substance applied to the teefs during the process of brushing.

He brush his teefs with teefpaste before he go to bed

by batman December 4, 2003

teetering

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.

Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.

by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008

teepee nigger

Dirty native American indians.

Let's go to the teepee nigger casino!

by TeePeeNigger October 20, 2010

Teeked

Major faceplant, usually ending in a broken neck and uncomfortable ride to the hospital.

That kid totally teeked!

by flyinryan95 November 23, 2011