System of a Down

Like many late-'90s metal bands, System of a Down struck a balance between '80s underground thrash metal and metallic early-'90s alternative rockers like Jane's Addiction. Their dark, neo-gothic alternative metal earned a cult following in the wake of the popularity of such likeminded bands as Korn and the Deftones.
Vocalist Serj Tankian, guitarist Daron Malakian, bassist Shavo Odadjian, and drummer John Dolmayan formed System of a Down in Southern California in the mid-'90s. They quickly earned a strong following in Los Angeles, largely based on strong word of mouth. A three-song demo began circulating through metal collectors, and their fan base soon spread throughout not only America, but Europe and New Zealand. By the end of 1997, the group had signed to American, then distributed by Columbia Records. American/Columbia released the group's eponymous debut album in the summer of 1998, securing the band opening spots on the Slayer and Ozzfest tours.

System of a Down's best album by far is Toxicity. Buy it, and love it forever.

by Music_Guru March 19, 2005

system

High powered, premium stereo system in a car, truck or van, capable of large amounts of bass and treble.

With that system I can hear you a block away.

by jt November 21, 2002

The Worst System Ever Made

see virtual boy. You can only see red and black in those things.

The Worst System Ever Made has to be the Virtual Boy, seeing as it was a disgrace to the Nintendo name.

by Alexi June 11, 2006

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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

The Wings System

To earn YOUR Wing, YOU must experience the following:

Black - Sex with a black female
Blue - Eating out a dead lady
Brown - Anal sex with a female
Buffalo – Sex with a fat chick.
Gold - Receive a Golden shower from a female
Green - Eating out a lady who has an STD
Grey - Skull fucking a chick
Knife - Sex with your friends girlfriend
Pink - Sex with a white girl
Purple - Sex with a pregnant chick
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Rainbow – Sex with a dude
Red - Eat out a girl who is on her period
Silver - Sex with an old ass lady
White - Sex with a virgin lady
Yellow - Sex with a female of Asian decent

Mandingo: "Bro, why are you so out of it today, and the fuck is with that grin."
Silky: "Duuude, Last night with this one girl, I earned my White, Pink, Red, Brown, Gold, Grey, and Knife Wings."
Mandingo: "Sweeeet, but whats the Knife wing?"
Silky: "I fucked your Sloot girlfriend... DUECES!! AND SALUTE TO **The Wings System**!!!"
(Runs away)

by Silky Johnson ;D December 17, 2012

system of a down

when i first heard their cd, it wasnt that great..then i started listening to it again and again and the songs start sounding so good, i think soad is one of the best bands of our time. one thing i love about them is there individual sound, i havent heard any other band that sounds like them.

soad is one of the best bands

by atticus 10009 November 28, 2003

Animal jam rarity system

Complete and utterly fucked.

The animal jam rarity system got me fucked up.

by kinky furry March 17, 2020