Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

Fat Shlong

A large in size and diameter cock, it is ready to jizz in a moments notice

Sally wants Danny to have a fat shlong because he takes to long to nut

by Candy Brown October 3, 2021

Fat shlong

A word used to describe large penis's that pleasure women in the ways they most desire fat shlong refers to penis's that enlarge massively when sexualy aroused men with "fat shlongs" typicly are known to be good sexual partners they are what women typical desire

Danny has a fat shlong he was railing me all night

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022

huge shlong

Its a massive absolute gauge of a monster it can take anything anytime and dosnt need viagra to get absolutely huge the huge shlong has a mind of its own and dosnt cater much to the shy type

Wow he has such a huge shlong

by Nespa 332 March 18, 2022

poopy shlong dong

When your poop is long as a penis.

Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

by poopoocakes June 13, 2023

Beauty salon

Girls code name for having had sex.

“was the beauty salon open last night?”

“any pedicures or manicures last night?”

“girl i got the whole package, manicures, pedicures, and acrylics”

by lovelando August 6, 2023

Dike Hair Salon

When you wash and massage ALL the hair.

I went to Stacy's last night and she gave me a dike hair salon.

by talkshowcheat May 27, 2017