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screaming to a jackhammer by Jaymo773 November 18, 2018
Screaming Tiger
Damn bro your girl must have really enjoyed that last night I could hear that screaming tiger from across the hall.
Screaming Tiger by epicniss32 November 11, 2020
Cell Screaming
The all-too common practice of yelling at the top of your lungs into your cell phone.
Far from using the most sophisticated communications technology on the planet, many people seem to believe that they're connected to the other person by a pair of soup cans with a string stretched between them. Thus, they feel compelled to SCREAM at the top of their lungs whenever speaking on their cell phones.
Part of the problem is the extremely poor ear-piece design in most modern cell phones and the resulting inability for the person talking to get the right level of feedback. This is something that phone engineers had down to a finely tuned science a hundred years ago but seems to have been lost on current phone design engineers.
Far from using the most sophisticated communications technology on the planet, many people seem to believe that they're connected to the other person by a pair of soup cans with a string stretched between them. Thus, they feel compelled to SCREAM at the top of their lungs whenever speaking on their cell phones.
Part of the problem is the extremely poor ear-piece design in most modern cell phones and the resulting inability for the person talking to get the right level of feedback. This is something that phone engineers had down to a finely tuned science a hundred years ago but seems to have been lost on current phone design engineers.
Bob: "Geeze, Fred. I'm trying to eat here. Must you always be cell screaming while we're having lunch?"
Fred: "Sorry, Bob. I didn't even realize that I was doing that."
Bob: "Well, it's not entirely your fault, part of it is that crappy phone. But still, get a grip. Your throat must be sore!"
Fred: "Sorry, Bob. I didn't even realize that I was doing that."
Bob: "Well, it's not entirely your fault, part of it is that crappy phone. But still, get a grip. Your throat must be sore!"
Cell Screaming by Buck Guapo March 28, 2007
Stealing Tulips
Taking an anal cherry.
Dude 1: Hey bro, how'd the date with the ho go?
Dude 2: Sweet man - I wound up stealing tulips.
Dude 3: Whoa! With that tramp stamp, I woulda thunk she would brown real easy.
Dude 2: Sweet man - I wound up stealing tulips.
Dude 3: Whoa! With that tramp stamp, I woulda thunk she would brown real easy.
Stealing Tulips by The lexicreator May 16, 2011
Purse spreading
When a woman consciously puts her purse or other bags next to her just to be an ass and take up space on public transport. Quite the opposite of man spreading.
Oh look at that dumb bitch complaining about man spreading, but look at her purse spreading. Fuckers
Purse spreading by Blaze42264 May 15, 2018