snapple

An alternative to soda that bills itself as "all natural" and "made from the best stuff on earth" but counts high fructose corn syrup as "natural"

All natural Snapple, hmm. High fructose corn syrup??

by jn9 September 25, 2006

stapleton

Someone who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name Daniel.

Dammit Stapleton, get your hands out of your pants!

by Mr. Stabby April 20, 2005

peach snapple

The flavour of a womans 'love juice'. Often used when friends are curious about the extent of a sexual relationship.

"Hey, Bob, Does it taste like peach snapple down there?"

by J34sus May 11, 2007

Staples

The ill-est office supply store ever. The people in the copy center are usually pretty mad, and the people doing stock are usually goofing off. Overall, a loving business.

J-Boogie wears her new neon eyeliner at Staples!

by KS-Boogie December 30, 2008

snapple

Sperm, Jizz, what ever you want to call it

Guy: Dude, I blasted Snapple all over that bitch!
Dude: Guy, that's fu*kin awesome!

by Ranjeet January 12, 2008

stapleton

a mooch or a person who takes more than they deserve.

that dude is such a stapleton

by Chris February 5, 2005

PROZACK STAPLE

A kick ass band from Skagit Valley, WA. Opened for Slayer during Jagerfest '04.

Awesome moshing music!

Dude 1: Did you see The Fray last night?

Dude 2: Fuck no! I was getting my eyes elbowed in a mosh pit at Prozack Staple!!

by arekushi July 1, 2008