Staley

A generous girl who’s funny. She’s the best to have around for company. A very humble person at times who has very unique qualities and body features and shows her strong side and hides her weakness. At the end of the day, you’ll love her.

Jacob: Yo, Staley is so special. Idky
Chris: It’s just the way she is bro.

by Kawaii Love June 9, 2018

stale peep

a friend that you no longer have/want

a cell phone number of a friend, a stale peep, that you banged and no longer want

I need to get rid of all these stale peeps, bitches wont leave me alone

My GF has my pass code to my phone, I now have to get rid of all my stale peeps

by scubasteve919 September 2, 2010

Jerkin' off Stalefish

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.

yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.

by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011

Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

by nathan May 13, 2005

sealed walrus

when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.

"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."

by xxxbeyotchhhxxx September 20, 2009

stalefate

being in a situation where no matter what you do, you cannot avoid harsh consequences.

If I tell my parents, I'll be grounded for eternity. If I don't, they'll eventually find out and then ground me for eternity. Either way, I'm in a stalefate.

by brach95 February 22, 2011

Stalldog

When a marijuana roach is placed in the center of a bowl and then surrounded by more marijuana

"Bro, let's smoke a Stalldog!"
"Let's pack a Stalldog!"
"That's a dank a$$ Stalldog, man!"
"Stalldogs saved my marriage!"

by Stalldizzle January 19, 2014