spuge

I take issue with the existing definition. If one were to deposit male jizz onto a woman breasts, i don't think anyone would argue that it could be referred to as spuge (spooge). But if her breasts are in fact the "intended course," then the existing definition would discredit it as spuge (spoke). Allow me to submit this definition... "Spuge (Spooge) is male ejaculate that has been launched externally, free to chart it's own course whether the destination be intended or unintended."

I ate three dozen oysters yesterday so that i could paint my girlfriend white with spuge (spooge) today.

by Happy Hug Recipient August 27, 2016

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spudgy

soft ,squishy and cute.like a babies face.and my belly.

aww!isnt he soooooooo spudgy!i could jus eat him up!

by master of the hill colleges February 26, 2004

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Smudge Sex

When someone takes a vicious dump on some ones genitals and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse, smudging it in.

"Last night, Tom and I had smudge sex. It was awesome!"

"I smudged the shit out of that bitch!"

"Do you wan't to smudge?"

by Smudge Master B February 27, 2009

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spurgeon

A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker. Someone you really want to have on your side when shit hits the fan. Someone you'd let nail your old lady just for the story. A man that makes Chuck Norris tremble just hearing his name. Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body. Spurgeon, the man of all men.

Look at that Spurgeon go! -Chuck Norris

by Hoss420 November 12, 2013

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