spocking

Driving slowly around a parking lot, waiting for someone to pull out of thier space, so you can take it.

Patrick and Jared were spocking and found Leah's space.

by jizzdizzle December 12, 2006

Snorking

Snorking is the act of snorting faecal matter, usually following by a fit of vomiting. Associated more with the gay fraternity it is an act involving 2 parties
1: the snorker (the snorter of the faecal matter) and
2: the Snorkee (the provider of the ingredient).
Scottish slang.

1: Your a pure snorker so you are.
2: Yer Ma is snorking yer Da.
3: Am Gonnay snork the shit oot aye you.

by Zordan December 29, 2007

sporting

A whimsical term to describe a man proudly displaying his erect penis underneath his outer wear

Jason: Hey, look at that fuckface over there with the massive hard-on
Greg: Yeah, he's sporting in the corner like he's Johnny Wadd

by wch-meister July 21, 2016

snorking

the art of talking to long-haired jews at 3 in the morning.

"i go snorking with the snorks...underwater with the sharkyy"

by thedrowningbathtubs38386868 April 9, 2009

Spooking

The act of simultaneously 'spooning' and indulging in sexual intercourse with ones sexual partner. Also referred to as 'surprise sex'.

I had thought that it was an affectionate cuddle but alas it was a thoroughly good spooking!

'I would give her a good spooking!'

by mousie85 November 25, 2009

Spooking

Spooking occurs by Pulling Into a bushes chicken parking Lot where two cars face eachother. You then wait for the owners to return to there vehicle. Once they have all seated you turn on your car and blast your high beams, which then causing them to throw there hands up and squint, often mouthing profanities in disgust.(Note) Being creatures of the night the light startles them, and they no longer blend in withthe night. Thus the term spooking

Spooking:As defined above

by The tittie December 20, 2009

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?

yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010