soofy

A deliciously delightful woman with adorable attributes, including witty, smart, insightful, romantic, caring, supportive, understanding, giving and oh yes...the love of my life whose smile lights up the planet, eyes sparkle like diamonds and gives me man-wood like no other!!

When soofy walks into the room, she is the only one I see, the only person that exists in my world at that moment, wood sportage here* How can I not fall hopelessly in love with her?

by pauliebear June 2, 2011

Spoofing

When magicians shoot heroine

According to John Oliver ,spoofing is when magicians shoot heroine

by Notma Raelneim March 11, 2019

Snoofability

Snoofability is the ability to Snoof.
noun, plural
1. power or capacity to do or act physically, mentally, legally, morally, financially, etc.
2. competence in an activity or occupation because of one's skill, training, or other qualification: the ability to snoof well.
3. abilities, talents; special skills or aptitudes: Composing music is beyond his abilities.

Snoof is defined below

Snoof (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation)
(Noun) to analyse resources and be questioning with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
(Noun) one who snoofs

Snoofing
(Verb) the act of a snoof.

Snoofing
(Verb) Technical: the act of to capture unauthorised Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain

Snoofa (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation Addict)
(Noun) a person addicted to snoofing

Snoofed
(Noun) as in ‘You have been snoofed.’
Slang: meanings “Case the joint” / “Check it out” / Make a killing” / Rip them off” / “Nick their ideas” / “Scam them”

• I think I have been snoofed meaning Ripped –off or Conned or Scammed
• They snoofed my pad meaning They cased the joint or were timewasters
• They snoofed my gen meaning They pinched my ideas, techniques and knowledge

To analyse resources and be questioning, with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain

For example,
1. The act of seeking out and adapting a good solution from existing service providers.
2. To view real estate to compare and contrast with a similar real estate.
3. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for critical assessment.
4. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for possible future criminal activity.
5. To rummage through personal property seeking items to sell for profit.
6. To rummage through charity shops seeking items to sell for profit.
7. To window shop, seeking potential bargains and lower costs
8.To capture Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain (see Wikipedia listing)

Snoofing From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Snoofing is a combination of the words snooping and sniffing as it relates to Wi-Fi wireless network discovery. Snooping is the act of capturing packets surreptitiously, where as sniffing is the act of looking for Wi-Fi wireless network

His Snoofability is excellent
My Snoofability has really improved over the years.

by BJ Franks April 22, 2007

sploofah

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's loofah as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be lathering up daily with your semen.
see also cumditioner, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet

she left me with blue balls so I took a shower and left her a sploofah

by Frukman March 13, 2008

shoofty

look
(i.e., to have a look at: to have a shoofty at)

Have a shoofty at those breasts!

by junkyard prince October 5, 2003

sloof

one who over reacts to a joke,quip, or any innocuous trifle by holding a grudge with the perpetrator for a long time.

That sloof doesn't talk to me anymore because I laughed when she chortled; the was six months ago.

by Daniel McCloud March 21, 2005

Shoof

a word used to express displeasure or in the place of an obscenity

That kid is such a shoof. Shoof! Did u you what she said about you?

by Chartiers Valley High School Student Body May 12, 2003