Splick Splock

A person of eastern European heritage

Alright Dave, do you want anything from the Splick Splock shop?

by ServiceW4nk November 3, 2018

The Great 'sploder

The Great 'sploder: the head or chief of The Church of 'splodinity, who is said to be 'sploding constantly.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

The Great 'sploder loves all 'sploders equally and He does not mind whether his flock 'splode with modern plastic 'splosives or more traditional detonation materials.

by GoughMan July 26, 2009

Splock

To strike someone with one's wet/sticky penis after ejaculation, usually in the face.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.

Jenny swallowed and then I splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.

by AidanH February 10, 2009

Sploinge

The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces

"Darn, I dropped my sponge!"
"I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!"

by Anubis March 31, 2003

sploing

When you cant think of a word to describe something, or you can use this word as a substitute for another word

"I'm feeling a bit sploing today"

"Oh for sploing sake"

"that man/woman is sploing worthy"

by Joel Mangsa June 27, 2008

Sloke

-A shorter version of slow poke for when you see a fatass or somebody really slow
-A mix of a sloth and a slow poke; a slow moving person who needs to exercise more

I was running with my fat friend Dave and he was being a classic sloke, he couldn't even finish the first mile.

by Orange is the new black 2017 January 19, 2017

splode

v. To experience a voluminous, high pressure (generally male) orgasm.

After she gargled my balls and hoovered my johnson for a half-hour, I splode all over her face.

by Watermelon Boy March 28, 2009