Emergency Spliff

An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.

Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now

Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!

Dude: Fuck yes

Emergency Spliff by GolfWang69 October 2, 2016

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Lucy spliff

Biggest slag in town speaks to all the lads but it’s because there’s only “about 2 boys in Uttoxeter” rlly pretty rlly annoying smells like poo ditty toe nails and she really likes feet she drawls over mine 24/7

Lucy spliffs legs are always open

List spliff is a stunner

Lucy spliff by Unknown., April 27, 2019

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E-Spliff

An E-Spliff is what is created when a person attaches a dab pen to a vape (preferably a Juul) to eachother to create a Nicotine and THC high.

As the name suggests, and E-Spliff is the modern version of a Spliff.

Bruh, I hit the E-Spliff and got so high that I couldn't even walk properly.

E-Spliff by Gaigeeeeeee June 22, 2019