Cunt Splat

The type of human that has something to say about everything. Be it valid or not, the cunt splat will interject a conversation with their sloppy, uneducated opinion, which holds no value to the argument taking place.

I was contemplating removing the obtrusive tree from my yard and an HOA cunt splat said it’s indigenous and not allowed. It was planted in 2006.

by Truthgenie November 24, 2021

Splat

some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up

Splat: i cumed into a jar last night for a girl...
Luigis: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPLAT

by FuukaGirl October 10, 2021

Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks

It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.

by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017

splat

stolen car

"pop out that splat with that draco"

Ace Youngeen

by RNO Gang Bitch April 21, 2019

whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022

Splat Burns

Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles

Splat Burns: Ownage Duuuuuuuude, thats so dank.
MC: Yeahhhhhh
Splat: Get the box duuuuude

by thecakes13 February 24, 2010

Splat

In Cleveland, splat is another name for a gun. Synonyms; glizzy, gat, chop, ect.

"Ja'Quez said his splat on E, he wont be at the mosh"

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022