spiritual velvet

A gender.

She identifies as a spiritual velvet

by anti-pseudonym July 02, 2017

Spiritually Mediocre

SM, for short, is a person who repeats phrases, “facts”, or jokes we’ve all heard a million times. They have no original thoughts of their own and just repeat things they think they’re expected to say. Also known as a “Bromide” (‘Are you a Bromide? The Sulphitic theory expounded and exemplified’ 1906) or more recently known as an “NPC” the term Spiritually Mediocre was coined in 2012.

SM Bromide NPC guy: it’s messed up that in America you can go over seas and kill people at 18 but you can’t legally crack a freakin beer! Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If you travel to Ireland, do not go to a pub and order an Irish car bomb, that’d be like ordering a 9/11 in NYC. I just watch the super bowl for the commercials. Statistically speaking, it’s actually harder to get into clown college than Harvard. I don't care about cars, as long as it gets me from point A to point B.

Sulfate guy: Good god man, you are Spiritually Mediocre as fuck!

by Nevernity February 16, 2025

alternative spiritual community

The name of a wonderful cult started by Klaus Hargreeves, also includes sex swings.

Person: what the fuck is going on over there?
Me: oh, that’s just Klaus’s cult, the alternative spiritual community

by Basictransguy March 09, 2022

Spiritual Bleaching

When your red flags turn white. When you once had a toxic trait that is a “red flag” but change your ways to be more positive.

Sally used to bash her ex every time she drank, “red flag”, but then she got proper therapy and healed from her trauma, called spiritual bleaching, turning her once red flag, now white

by BrooklynnR October 07, 2023

spiritual steven segal

ADV. Lyrical, spiritual, bring the dalai lama in
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber

I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.

by Lyrical Spiritual nigga February 11, 2017

kneegrow spiritual

n. Song that lifts spirits while making people taller.

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I wish I was as tall as Kobe!

Have you tried singing a kneegrow spiritual?

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

Spiritual Vegan

A person who agrees with the ethical stance of Veganism and aspires to be Vegan for the benefit of the environment but has failed.

"I'm a Vegan in Spirit as I agree with Veganism in principle but in reality it's just not practical - so I'm a Spiritual Vegan."

by Ali Sea May 21, 2018