snail helmet

When you place your balls on top of your penis and said structure resembles a snail. Then said structure is placed gently upon your bae's forehead.

Yo Whitney, you know I'm putting this snail helmet on your head after you lost the bet.

by OhHealzYeah January 27, 2016

Snail Hatin

The way dyslexics Hail Satan.

"Hey dude, what you up to?" "Oh you know, just Snail Hatin'."

by z0mbieparade October 2, 2016

Snaily

the god of all snails. Only Hailey can be Snaily. Professionally known as "ThE mEgA sUpEr UlTiMaTe SnAiLy"

1) did you see Snaily over there? IM SHOOK
2) Wow look at Snaily! I wish I was her!
3) did you see ThE mEgA sUpEr UlTiMaTe SnAiLy on TV the other day? IM SHOOK

by hSHOOKcc November 28, 2016

snailathron

Driving in a congested city road at snail's pace

Driving in Indian city roads of Bangalore is a exasperating snailathron experience.

by Patellonia August 10, 2017

snail tit

A snail tit is a droopy nipple or droopy boob in particular. Or a snail with titties.

“Yo did you see jessica” “Yeah she has some major snail tits”

by snailtittylit July 21, 2018

snail out

when you are in doggy but then slide on your belly down like a snail so that he can pull out and cum on your back

“I snail out so he could pull out”

by SNAIL123 June 29, 2019

Snail Eyes

When someone is lurking over your shoulder at what you’re doing or engaged in what you have going on, such as being on your phone or on the computer.

For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test.

You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*

*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*

You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!

by prosperousdefines December 12, 2020