smurf

The blue reflector things on the street that show where fire hydrants are.

Hey man you just ran over a smurf.

by Megosaurus June 10, 2006

Smurfing

To put a condom over the head of your girl (like a Smirf hat) then choke the them blue while they play with your Smurf berries.

Have you tried Smurfing? put this condom on your head, i want to Smurf you.

by chickenbag May 29, 2010

Smurfing

peforming cunnilingus on a massivly infected vagina (see "blue waffle")

i went smurfing on this girl last night and now my mouth tastes like mackerel

by parasite159 May 22, 2010

smurfed

To be High and Drunk at the same time. In other words, Twisted, but in an excess amount. You get Smurfed by drinking and getting high more than the normal amount. Being Smurfed can lead to righteous partying and having the best time of your life.

Last night i was so smurfed i cant remember what i did

Yo, im trying to get smurfed tonight

by Indestructable Byrdman January 28, 2011

Smurfing

Shoving your dick down a girl's throat until she turns blue then cumming on her head to make it look like a smurf's white hat.

So, I was thinking about Smurfing that bitch. She punched me in the balls when I came in her hair.

by KyleAndHeaven June 03, 2011

SMURF

PRONOUN: A bitter, thieving,
self-absorbed, backstabbing, tantrum-prone, spastic jackass.

The SMURF has the combined (worst) character traits of Nelson Muntz Simpsons, Eddie HaskleBeaver,
Arnold HorshakWelcome Back,
Lex LuthorS.M., &
Nellie OlsonLittle House.

by ynot August 05, 2006

SMurfs

A derogatory term for the Ultramarines Chapter of the Space Marines of Warhammer 40k Universe due to their light blue colors

Ah jeez, here come the SMurfs

by ZakuSniper May 14, 2007