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aggressive inline skating

The faggiest sport ever! Gayer than a no hands bobbing for footlongs in chilli contest using only you buttcheeks. Gayer than Bieber. Also known as fruitbooting.
Don't be a Fag and fruitboot. Aggressive inline skating is for homos like Justin Bieber.
by FARTHAMMER December 2, 2013
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skating on shell casings

Slang for being extremely busy, having been extremely busy or both.
Busy person (picking up phone): "What !?! This had better be good! I am skating on shell casings here, you know!"

Caller: "The boss wants the names of who we are sending to the hazardous materials training."

Busy Person: "Yeah, I'll get right on that"
by johnny pubestache January 21, 2011
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Smarting thinking

That is very smarting thinking.

Rick's not very good at smarting thinking.
by lucky#7 August 15, 2012
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SWATing Children

Yelling out in class that another student is making "gun signs" with his hands or other objects to get the victim student kicked out of school temporarily and sent to juvenile detention while being investigated by authorities. School policies having zero tolerance and the victim has no recourse for being the victim of a "SWATing Children" attack. This is a bullying technique that became popular in schools in late 2013.

This is similar to SWATing except that the victimized child usually does not have to face a SWAT team with guns drawn.
On April 3rd, 2014 in Vernon, New Jersey a 13 year old boy Ethan Chaplin was suspended from school for twirling a pencil - another student said he was making "gun motions send him to juvie". This prompted the school to suspend Ethan and require a psych eval just to return. The student that "SWATing Children"'d Ethan did this as retaliation.

Google "He's making gun motions, send him to juvie." to find this story on the web.
by Dr. Cook May 19, 2014
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Skating fingers

When you go skating and the cartilage in your fingers start to harden.
Person 1: Bruh, my fingers feel like they gon explode.
Person 2: Naw fammy, you just got skating fingers.
by alicepancakes February 10, 2019
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Skating goose

When a person fails a jumping onto some ice
Dang bro he looked like a skating goose
by Jerkface42 February 22, 2019
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Smazing

Fuck me that MusicByA shit is smazing
by Azsxdc August 6, 2019
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