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Anal Slurpee

When a man simply bust an extreme amount of semen in another mans b-hole that is such a large amount that it is too much for the anal canal to handle that it slowly oozes out of the receivers sphincter. The man who did the nut busting then gets on his knees and lets it drip on his face as if he is putting his mouth under a slurpee despenser and letting it run down his chest.
Yo Barry Bareback did you check out Timmy Tight Buns extreme Anal Slurpee last night?? Lets just say he let the dogs out on Henry Hairy Hole.
by Brigham Lee June 16, 2006
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slurpee rip-off technique

it really works!!! i stole a pack of condoms!!
yo hunz i just got me a 6-pack of condoms at 7-11
by ---SeX--- April 18, 2004
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Diarrhea Slurper

Someone (generally a younger, obnoxious person) who is obsessed about the worst aspects of pop culture (enjoys whatever is popular, but pays no attention to anything else), says "dude" when addressing whoever they are talking to, and generally holds ill-informed world views. It is not their interests that make them diarrhea slurpers, but the way they act when expressing their interest. This term derives from the idea that diarrhea slurpers take in (slurp up) all the refuse of pop culture (diarrhea).
"That stupid kid over there claims that he only plays first person shooters, yet he has no idea what Bioshock is, he must be a diarrhea slurper"

"Look at all those people over there obsessing about the new iPhone, what a bunch of diarrhea slurpers"

"The day Modern Warfare 3 came out, I had to sit on the bus and listen to all the diarrhea slupers exclaim 'Dude, so you going to go pick up Call of Duty? I am going to skip school all day tomorrow just so I can play it'"
by Cynist3r December 1, 2011
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San Francisco Slurpee

When two dudes are sodomizing each other, one guy cums in the other dude's anus and proceeds to suck it out with a straw.
I heard gay dudes love getting San Francisco Slurpees.
by rarepepesilvia September 25, 2009
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Slurpee

A sexual act where the anus is licked back to front and the tongue is cupped in a slurpee straw fashion to hold stool. The slurping progresses from the perineum up the shaft of the penis and the stool is then deposited in the urethra causing a UTI. Preferred time of day for this act is 7:11
“Hey doc, can I get an antibiotic rx cuz my gf finally gave me that slurpee I’ve been begging for”
by LaurensMom39 July 23, 2019
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Hot Slurpee

After Mark ate the greasy hamburger, he had to run home to make a Hot Slurpee.
by pablo mexicano July 15, 2011
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Slurpee

Cum deposit left on skin needing to be slurped up.
She said, "Don't come in me, give me a slurpee."
by Kremsky Pieluv July 7, 2010
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