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slapperdoodle

A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")
"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"
by drbone August 29, 2013
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snappy pappy

A guy who is a solid 7, but can easily be considered an 8 or a even a 9 once you realize he's a good dad

A man who wouldn't normally get a second look, but earns extra attractiveness points when others realize he's a nice guy
Wow! I never really noticed him before, but ever since I saw him with his kids, he seems super hot. What a snappy pappy!
by Mandi Harmony August 30, 2016
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cell slapped

An act when someone is in the middle of a conversation and the other party whips out their cell phone, cutting the other participant off, and showing the back of their phone. Figuratively being "slapped" by the phone. Hence the word "cell slapped". A bit worse than a pimp slap.
Yo, I was talking to that bitch and she cell slapped me; How rude!
by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016
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Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend packs the fattest lip of all time and sucks the soul out of you
My girl gave me the Sloppy Dallas, shit looked like burnt lawn clippings on my shaft
by Trollafieng October 15, 2020
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SlapYoMamaParlay

A risky parlay bet that has virtually no chance of winning, but pays out 100-1. The insane amount of money won makes you contemplate slapping your mother because of the dopamine /or adrenaline rush.
My rent is due tomorrow and I only have $10 in my bank account. I guess I’ll go to the casino and place a SlapYoMamaParlay.
by xPPx October 1, 2019
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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

Shove an entire can of dip in your mouth and give you someone a blowjob
by Doo lover October 15, 2020
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