Slappy Dallas

when a girl puts dip in here mouth and gives you a blowjob

Doo: cmon soup give me one of your special slappy dallas
Soup: ok but you bring the dip and don't tell mcnasty again

by yeetgood October 15, 2020

slappie

n. A slap up dinner, a feast.

You up for a movie and a slappie somewhere in town later?

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

mad slappy

To be very very violent with whoever try's anything with you.

Yo imma go mad slappy on this guy if he doesn't get out my face.

by madtraddy July 14, 2017

Slappy

Something my dad does to me

Duuuuuude my dad gave me a bad slappy last night.

by Gooo3769 February 15, 2022

slappy whore

a disgusting little bint who wants hand marks up her arse like the little disgusting fuck she is

"oi youre a slappy whore"
"cheers mate"

by anticyvonne October 4, 2023

Slappy

Person(s), usually male, who have slaptastic attributes. They slap around in the most slapful way, a way that only a true Slappy could slap. Their natural habitats include wooded areas & various squatting zones. Slappy’s are the most Slapping slappers of all humanity. To have encountered a Slappy makes you immediately blessed and cursed with the loyalty of a slappy.

(WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH A SLAPPY WHILE THEY ARE HIBERNATING IN A VEHICLE / WHEN THEY ARE SMOKING EARTHY SUBSTANCES)

I.e. “slappy broke the (_____) again”
Or
“Slappy slapped around hard last night, he kicked his sister off the porch while yelling ‘THIS IS SPARTA”

Common slappy phrases: “uh” “yuoh” “is that a snock!”

by Billzer duh Killzer October 29, 2018

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023