fluid situation 

Noun
1. A circumstance in which the speaking party has little to no control. One can expect a change of plans. These situations usually arise due to a lack of communication between parties, especially those of large number. If you are a member of said party, expect to sit around, waiting to be told what to do.

Our arrival at WVU will be a fluid situation. Make sure you are prepared to warm up when we can.

Due to the lack of communication from the school, expect our performance to be a fluid situation.

fluid situation by Lemur017 June 20, 2020

making the best of a bad situation

To take any situation and then murder all the participants except the protagonist for no reason other than a lust for bloodshed and violence. The protagonist is in no way at fault for murdering, or through action or inaction causing all the other participants to be murdered, maimed or otherwise have harm come to their persons.

Mat: "Gaz why did you just disarm those weak starving villagers and send them through the choke point to fight a squad of well trained battle hardened, armed to the teeth dark elf warriors? Their blood is on your hands"

Gaz: "It's not my fault man, I was just making the best of a bad situation"

making the best of a bad situation by William of the Wet Willie August 13, 2006

Must-Rape Situation 

Your a dickhead if you ever think there is an acceptable time to rape someone.

come over to my house and I'll show you a Must-Rape situation with my chainsaw and your asshole!!!!!

Must-Rape Situation by FUCK ^YOU^ ASSHOLE March 8, 2008

Ovulation Situation 

When a woman suddenly, and otherwise inexplicably, becomes obsessed with babies, pregnancy, nesting, etc. during a particular time of her cycle.

Girl: "Do you think someday we will have little babies?"
Guy: "Thought you didn't want kids?"
Girl: "Well, I do now. Must be an ovulation situation."

Ovulation Situation by HopelessCynic August 7, 2011

Man Down Situation 

When someone is having a moment or chain of events in which they are having a negitive outurn of events. This word is usually taken in a silly matter.

Girl: Ouch! I broke a fingernail.
Boy: Oh my gosh, this is a Man Down Situation!

Man Down Situation by J. No More Drama January 19, 2011

there is a situation

The origin is Hebrew, a very common phrase in Israel. Used to denote the fact that some proposal is possible, but the answer is not final.

He: Would you like to go out to a pub?
Me: There is a situation

there is a situation by Roee Adler March 14, 2005

hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation 

When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.

We better get some food now, I'm hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008