Shooming

The act of taking a shit whilst in a Zoom meeting.

Person A: Why was your camera off during our afternoon meeting?
Person B: I had Chipotle for lunch, so I was shooming during our afternoon meeting.

by Hello Stalker October 28, 2020

Shooting the piss

To fuck around, usually in a harmless and stupid way

Did you see that video with the boys doing that cake check? They were totally shooting the piss!

by NotAHorse07 August 3, 2022

accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.)

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.

My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).

by Jackal007 December 1, 2013

Dry Shooting

When a young boy who hasn't gone through puberty tries to rub one out but there's nothing there.

"Jimmy why are you so tired?"
"I was up all night dry shooting"

by Trashythrashqueen June 27, 2016

Scooter spooning

When two individuals are on one electric scooter at the same time.

Look at those two guys scooter spooning. They look like Jack and Rose from the Titanic.

by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021

school shooting

A normal hobby in America

man in school: shows the kids his hobby

the newspaper: school shooting yesterday 10 am

by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022

Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017