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shove comes to shovel

"If push comes to shove" means that a slight push will escalate into a fight, then this means that you're fighting the opponents until you have to bury them. In other words, this is the next step up in escalation, often as an extreme last-resort measure.
"Hey Mark, aren't you supposed to be studying for finals instead the Saturday night happy hour?"
"Nah, it's in 2 weeks, so I'll just wing it and study at a relaxed pace."
"Bro. You DO know that it's actually next week, right?"
"Oh damn, I gotta get studying! If push comes to shove, I'll just wing it all throughout the week though."
"But Mr. Smith's test is on Monday!"
"Now it looks like the time when shove comes to shovel... I'm gonna have to pull an all-nighter or two."
by edw007 June 14, 2019
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Shmavemgisum

A type of fish maybe or you decided to type in a bunch of random letters or you just sat on your phone
1.watch the majestic shmavemgisum swimming through the crystal clear water
2.oops I sat on my phone and it typed in shmavemgisum
by DoritosUwU April 16, 2020
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whale shovel

Any device used to lift, turn or transfer fat people.
"Three big male nurses couldn't lift her fat ass from the floor, so they had to get the whale shovel out."
by Dirty Diana F. February 18, 2014
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To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina

To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina

"Yeah, give me 15 minutes, I'm gonna go try to shove my kitty up my vagina."
by Darkstar864 March 13, 2017
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Cloud shoveler

An individual who makes achieving tangible results difficult, all while creating the perception of achieving results often through the use of convoluted / complicated emails and/or PowerPoint.
Cloud shovelers are masters of obfuscation
by What Floor November 2, 2019
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Northern Shoveler

When you’re with your girl and it’s the middle of winter in the UP and you gotta shovel the snow before you can have sex on the ice of lake superior
“Bro I had to pull a northern shoveler last year and I got my dick stuck on the ice. Luckily Sandy had to pee so we got it off pretty easy”
by Oenari October 1, 2021
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Brutal Penis Shoveling

A type of scissoring that involves both a male and female while the male is still not erect.
The man was brutal penis shoveling the woman's hole.
by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016
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