Shmishshmortion

Slang term for abortion, when you really don't want to say the real thing. Perhaps in front of a prego, or your parents.

Man, was I ever relieved after I had that shmishshmortion.

by Bettie<3 June 21, 2011

Shminian

Aussie (Australian) Slang for Indian, a payout,

insult towards their race.

"argghh, fuckin Shminians!"

by Geemiini October 8, 2011

shmishschmillion

It is the highest unit in counting. It precedes trillion. It comes from the pre-newtonian era and is embedded within the DNA of every homo-sapian.

"now that I'm a shmishschmillionaire i can own the moon"

by koboni January 11, 2012

Shmingler

A word for a sneaky person engaging in illegal activities.

Person 1: Are we really gonna steal these diamonds?
Shmingler: Hell yeah!

by TBLTBL April 15, 2013

shmisses

A cute way of saying kisses

I dub thee worthy of my shmisses.

by Thoucanttouchthybooty January 10, 2017

Shmingo

A goat that cries frequently

That shmingo in the mountains wouldn't shut up on our hike yesterday

by Sarahgptsuhv October 8, 2017

Shmink

A very small penis. A penis that is so small that people laugh at it.

Wow, Ben has a Shmink. HAHa

by Nfarrg December 4, 2017