shlong

one of the many nicknames for one's penis

my shlong aint so long.

by jackolyn marie August 16, 2008

Shlong

A floppy penis.

"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"

by TheDudeofRude April 16, 2009

Shlong-Pong

The sexual term to Describe beating of a person's penis with a Ping-Pong Paddle. Commonly Done By men, They grab a Ping-Pong paddle and induce force upon the person's penis or scrotal area.

He pissed me off so I played alittle "Shlong-Pong" With him...

by xO1VeRxCl0SoVx January 1, 2011

shling shlong

willy, penis, dick, cock, nob, etc.

"don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong!" said jeff.

by WILLY LOVER! January 1, 2008

shlort

A remarkably short schlong; the oppsite of a shlong.

"That's not a schlong," she laughed. "That's a shlort!"

by Boreal Badger August 2, 2008

shloygin

Farting with your thumb up your ass.

John got Randy to shloygin while eating peanut butter.

by Lolumad ? September 25, 2007

shlong

A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.

While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".

by rotflol360 April 4, 2009