Single

The state of not being another person's bitch anymore. Feeling free to hit on other bitches and doing whatever you please.

"You're single now?"
"Yeah, bro. I don't have to be her bitch anymore! Time to scope out some new chicks and have some fun!"

by TheBoss14 December 28, 2011

single single

Noun. A person who is not married and unattached.

Is the guy you are dating single or single single? He's not married and not seeing anyone else so he's single single. If he is just single then he is not married but still seeing other people.

by magbot2014 March 27, 2014

single player sex

Masturbation

Did you know masturbation is just single player sex?

by The_Pig January 12, 2019

singletasker

Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.

Bobby: "Today I'm only going to focus on finishing my TPS reports and not to answer the phone, email, text, IM, staple, and make breakfast simultaneously."

Jeffy: "You are such the singletasker!"

Bobby: "I can't even respond to you at this time, because then I'd be multitasking."

by TMGuy November 18, 2009

Single Shaming

making middle age adults who have chosen to remain single feel like freaks.

A: Apparently, Sarah never brought a date to family functions and her aunts always gave her shit for it.
B: Ugh, Sarah's aunts are always single shaming her!

by the cartune man October 6, 2016

single husband

A man that is single that possesses husband qualities.

Kelsey: “I shouldn’t have ever trusted that guy Daniel. He stood me up!”
Jared: “You should’ve went for that guy Jalen! I heard he’s single husband!”

by ILOVERAINBOWS0001 November 27, 2018

Single player Russian roulette

One person has a gun and shoots oneself

1:Wanna play some •single player Russian roulette• .
2:Sorry mom says I can’t play without my uncle from Alabama.

by ismelltheindoorsnow January 15, 2020