by Thomas Cameron February 18, 2019
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“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such
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Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.
I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
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Get the shellshock mug.when you don’t let your ‘friend’ join u at barrier at mfor when harveys performing and don’t care when ur crying on the floor🥴🥴🥴
by cezza July 27, 2019
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Get the Selfish mug.Homie Rob: I’m not getting back together with you. You cheated on my with my dad, and my brother
Lauren: omg you’re actually so selfish you don’t care about my feelings at all
Lauren: omg you’re actually so selfish you don’t care about my feelings at all
by Sneckzy March 9, 2020
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