fuck sheets

n. The sheets you use to scrump when you're on your period.

You don't want to stain your good sheets red do you?

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS

To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.

Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.

by SPORTIN' WOOD July 7, 2008

vegan in the sheets

this is not a fucking expression idc what you say

person 1: “i’m vegan in the streets and vegan in the sheets”

person 2: “see a therapist wtf”

by ur.so.wrong October 9, 2020

under the sheets!

Me and your mother

Under the covers
Making twin brothers

Under the sheets!!!

Me and your mother

Under the covers
Making twin brothers

Under the sheets!!!

by pookieposts January 31, 2023

Whiter than a klan member's sheets

When something white is so clean you swear that a klan member might steal it

"I cleaned that sink until it was Whiter than a klan member's sheets."

by Bleach all ur problems away September 22, 2020

In the sheets

The ultimate form of flattery; the best of the best. Strays far away from derogatory terms such as quiche, nicse, and worst of all the sheesh.

“Hey man you tryna go to the movies?”

“Are you in the sheets”
“What’s that?”
“Then no bro... you’re definitely in the quiche”

by sheepshead January 2, 2019

pink sheets

The pink sheets are the most comfortable and sexy sheets in the world. You can find pink sheets everywhere, but the best ones are often found in beds belonging to norwegians. It's the best place to have sex and also the best place to sleep. They're effect works best on thugs. GO PINK SHEETS!!

yea dawg, i focked her in ma pink sheets last night

by keegster1234 November 25, 2010